The "Scary Movie" franchise is more goofy than spooky, so we're gonna give you something that will really make you scream. What is it? Lindsay Lohan's scariest looks! Why? She's making a cameo in "Scary Movie 5," in theaters April 12, and we thought it was only fitting.

ATTENTION LADIES: This is what happens to your face when you use too many fillers. It's inevitable that you'll begin to look like the infamous cat lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Is LiLo the only gal on the planet who doesn't know the quickest way to get perky pals is by exercising to the tune of: "We must, we must, we must increase our bust"?

Whatever the reason was for her lack of dental perfection, we're assuming it wasn't from eating too many Caltine bars. Just ask Rachel McAdams.

If the TV show "Mob Wives" was ever in need of a celebrity cameo, one call to Lindsay and it would be a done deal.

Just another reason why LiLo would be the perfect addition to "Mob Wives" -- she looks just like the boss's daughter, Victoria Gotti. Oh snap!

It's one thing to show up to court trying to look humble and stripped of any glam, but it's another to show up like you had been partying all night. C'mon LiLo, those bags under your eyes don't lie.

Imagine if LiLo woke you up from mid-slumber lookin' like this. Now that's scary!